Ode to Hell’s Kitchen (poem)

Gordon Ramsay always bitchin
Why you messin up my kitchen

Stir the rice, sear the meat
Quite a simple feat

Showed you how
You’re a cow
Run a plow
Incomplete

Slap you with some meat
Can’t be beat
Take a seat

Don’t be itchin
Yes I’m bitchin
It is my kitchen

Perfection is the way
For master chef Ramsay









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